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Dads are motherfuckers.
https://imgur.com/YAGpXPd
Curiously, they don't start as motherfuckers: they begin as generic fuckers and then after many months turn into motherfuckers.
Mines both...
My dad tought me a man never beats a woman. He also taught me that he lied...
Well, how else are you supposed to become a dad without fucking the mother?