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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Really? Anything??? Can I assign it to bring me self esteme to see myself as worthy of finding happyness? Or will I just remain the same piece of garbage I was before I bought this stupid mouse?

Ya know what? I'm just gonna sleep in the dumpster again. Hopefully this time the garbage men don't notice me, and compact it down.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

If you can automate your happiness with an .ahk script, I don't see why not!

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I mean probably not worth the risk of messing it up, but you could have an automated IV dispense SSRIs or MDMA and then assign that to a mouse button.

There's definitely a less Rube Goldberg way of achieving the same outcome without a mouse at all though

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

.......I don't know what SSRIs and MDMA is?

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The former is a pretty good class of medication targeting the chemical imbalance that causes your issue. The later is better known as ecstacy or molly.

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