Lemminary

joined 2 years ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The dripping is all yellow and it smells a little funky

Gonorrhea 🍆 🍑

Wait

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Stick the other end in someone's butthole and, boom, you got the e-human centipede!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Nobody, I don't see the point.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

That's what I've been saying!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Also Putin if it's not too much to ask 🙏

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Ugh, dude, that's the joke

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Yeah, but my joke is that they both sound the same :P

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (10 children)

It's also thievery

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And still Palestinians died but now the world is less stable and we're all getting a climate collapse. Good job, you saved Palestine! Oh wait.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trumplethinskin didn't, but still did

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Others pass away and make the world a better place

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Nature vs delusion

 

Video from Jan 1, 2026, that popped in my feed and I completely missed.

[YouTube AI summary] Anton Petrov examines a study highlighting how high-density satellite networks create a fragile 'house of cards' in low Earth orbit. The analysis focuses on the rapid increase in collision risks due to limited maneuvering time and the potential impact of extreme space weather.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Lemminary@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 

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User's Twitter bio reads:

what if I followed every account

@if_every

trying to follow as many accounts as I can in an attempt to learn about the collective unconscious.

Joined August 2019

1,839 Following 83 Followers

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lotta racism on here

 

Joking, of course! What an exceptionally noble and admirable way to begin drafting a constitution.

🇩🇪 ♥ 🇲🇽

Translation"Human dignity is inviolable. Article 1 of the Basic Law (GG)"

"Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar" is the first sentence of Article 1 of the German Basic Law (Grundgesetz, GG).

Disclosure: Alt text & translation were AI-generated.

 

I know, I get it. Echo chambers are bad m'kay?

But hear me out. Most of the interactions I had on there were essentially me fighting against the news for about 11 years. Most of the people I argued with were reactionary and repeated everything on TV. It was frustrating and it was awful.

I gained little insight into what was going on by interacting with them, and in retrospect, I could've been no better off here. And honestly, I feel less on edge about current affairs being around people who get it. I'm one degree removed from crazy.

I'm glad there are spaces on the web where I can get away from all of that nonsense. So, I guess, in a sense, thank you for being here.

 

cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/nottheonion@lemmy.world/t/2358847

Imagine a taxi that can't operate in the rain. That is what Tesla has delivered in Austin TX.

These riders learned that the hard way, but don't have anything particularly negative to say about it... That's the advantage of only making a Robotaxi service available to hand-picked Tesla influencers.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31586062

human-driven technology goes brrrrr

 

"Unrealistic male body standards have caused men to think women are all attracted to hyper-masculine guys with big muscles. Debating what women find attractive and what makes a man desirable has been going on forever, especially in the manosphere. Soft boys, or pretty boys, are attractive to women despite being more "feminine" in their personas. This video explores female attraction, the female gaze, and misconceptions some men have about what girls want, starting with the Olly Murs poll on Twitter."

 

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum announced she will propose a reform to ban foreign propaganda on national media. The move follows backlash over U.S. government ads aired in Mexico showing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem warning illegal migrants they will be "hunted" and deported. Noem’s ad had been running in Mexico for weeks, but drew more attention when it aired during popular Liga MX soccer matches.

Sheinbaum criticized the ads as “highly discriminatory" and said the U.S. exploited a legal loophole to air them through major broadcasters like Televisa and TV Azteca. Although not currently illegal, the government has asked networks to stop airing the spots, and Conapred, the anti-discrimination agency, received complaints.

The president plans to restore a law repealed in 2014 under Enrique Peña Nieto, which banned foreign political or commercial ads that could influence Mexico’s internal affairs. Sheinbaum framed the issue as a matter of national sovereignty, emphasizing, “No foreign government should be able to pay to spread discriminatory messages in our country.”

 

Full image transctriptFesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

I once answered the phone in a busy bar / eatery in Essex because the staff weren't paying attention. Someone wanted to book in a table of 12 for Saturday evening, I took his name, booked him in for 7:30 and hung up. I didn't tell the venue and often wonder about what happened.

Apr 08, 2025, 04:25 AM · 8 boosts · 23 favorites

 

Full image transcriptionFesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

I heard a knobhead in the pub saying that maybe he's imagining it, but he feels as if he's in a 70s horror film because of the way people stand and glare at his TESLA when he drives it through the village. He's not imagining it. We've got a WhatsApp group.

Apr 08, 2025, 09:25 AM · 319 boosts · 595 favorites

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