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[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 74 points 4 months ago

Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you're not worried they might stab you for no reason.

Wasps are like meth heads.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 29 points 4 months ago

They're like meth head gang members that also call their gang to attack you after they do. That's what terrifies me of them.

[-] 0laura@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

you leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 42 points 4 months ago
[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Nah thats bees. Wasps are angry bastards who will attack with no provocation.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

Allow me to introduce giant Asian hornets who will just stab you for being in their flight path.

[-] Mobile@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago

I'm with you. There are 3 European Paper wasp nests under my patio that have been there since spring. I have yet to be stung.

I've been thinking to get a bee suit to move them in the event they do sting me. Otherwise, I'll remove the nests this winter.

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

When they start getting cold they might start stinging because why not? They're gonna die anyways.

[-] Mobile@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago

Key word. "Might".

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