it's all just curling some jsons and slapping some paint and shit on top of that.

underrrated

This spicy puppy was recued from a frozen lake and driven to the vet.

it's russian internet they mostly use though.

then at first day of work:

just use sudo su, we don't have all day here.

Doing lines in the bathroom is also more fun at the office with your fellow salesmen compared to alone in your home.

Our previous CTO left by saying "I have enough money now. Peace out!"

literally visible from space.

Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you're not worried they might stab you for no reason.

Wasps are like meth heads.

Math: "when are we ever gonna use any of this in real life!?"

Later: "why didn't they teach us how taxes work!?"

Don't you just hate it when you're building a pipeline and your mouse skips a few pixels and you end up with kinks?

Finnish:

oak month (or central month if you don't use current meaning of the word)

pearl month

ground month

clearing the forest of trees for field month

planting seed month

summer month (or plowing month by original meaning)

hay harvesting month

grain harvesting month

autumn month

muddy month

death month

yule month