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JD Vance keeps managing to say all the wrong things (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 months ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 150 points 3 months ago

JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

Sounds a pretty weird thing to do, so it must be true

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza, pass it on

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

JD Vance washes his hands after showering pass it on

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

JD Vance only pees sitting down pass it on

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

JD Vance sticks his dick into pudding cups, pass it on.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

JD Vance puts foreigner Dijon mustard on his pizza, pass it on.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

While wearing a tan suit.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Then eats it with a fork and knife, pass it on

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

JD Vance uses bleach on colored fabrics pass it on

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

JD Vance uses a metal flipper when making eggs in a Teflon nonstick pan then immediately cleans it with cold running water in the pan straight from the stovetop because he enjoys the sizzle pass it on

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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