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By Jon S. Stumpf

May your signals all trap
    May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
    Floats to ints rounded

Remember ...

Non-zero is true
    ++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
    and, NULL is for none

For octal, use zero
    0x means hex
= will set
    == means test

use -> for a pointer
    a dot if its not
? : is confusing
    use them a lot

a.out is your program
    there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is
    a function returning a pointer
    to an array of pointers to
    functions returning char

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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 33 points 2 months ago

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[-] CanadaPlus 13 points 2 months ago

Dump a core out for my homies.

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

No need. Intel dumped all of them out, even if it was onto the rest of the motherboard.

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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