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[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 104 points 2 months ago

JD Vance tucks his shirt into his underwear, pass it on

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago

...So when he puts his hand in his pants it feels like a tight sofa cushion.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Please stop. JD Vance can only get so erect.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

JD Vance wears boxers over his tighty-whities, pass it on

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

JD Vance licks his envelopes to seal them... and also to open them. Pass it on.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

JD Vance lays a coating of toilet paper on the toilet seat, then still does a hover anyway. Pass it on.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh I heard it's the other way around

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He learned that technique from Guiliani's bed-tuck.

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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