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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Been meaning to add a Google Home routine that turns EVERYTHING on at once.

"Hey Google. House party protocol."

STUN

Damn, that made me think of a use for my ceiling-mount strobe and "AHHOOGAH" horn. What shall I do tonight?

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

And all the power supplies charging up at the same time trips your breaker and the whole house goes dark and takes out your security system lmao.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dark works too, you know the layout better than the intruder

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I bump into shit with the lights on, turning them off is not going to make that better.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Perfect time for the cat to trip me -_-

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Smoke machine hidden in the vents

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