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I wish my house cleaned itself
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Granted. There is a faulty wire, and your house sets itself on fire. Every stain, cobweb, misplaced item, trash bin and general mess is now gone, along with everything else.
Does it at least make sure the ashes get swept up?
I lived in a place with some spooky electricity. Both the hot water heater and the dishwasher tried to light themselves on fire.