Susaga

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works -1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No, it is theft. They use an artist's work to make an image they would otherwise pay the artist to make (a worse version, but still). And given how I've seen an image with a deformed patreon logo in the corner, they didn't pay what they should have for the images. They stole a commission.

And it is copyright violation. There have been successful lawsuits over much less than a direct image of RDJ in the iron man suit with the infinity stones on his hand. And if they won't pay an artist's rates, there's no way they'd pay whatever Disney would charge them

Yes, there's a lot of problems with AI. And yes, AI is a part of larger issues. That doesn't mean theft isn't also an issue with AI.

AI is a nazi-built, kitten blood-powered puppy kicking machine built from stolen ambulance parts. Even if stealing those ambulance parts is a lesser sin than killing those kittens, it's still a problem that needs to be fixed. Of course, AI will never be good, so we need to get rid of the whole damn thing.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 24 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

AI images try to replicate the style of popular artists by using their work, often including work that was behind a paywall and taken without payment, thus denying the artists revenue. AI has taken something from the artist, and cost the artist money. Until such a time as we come up with a new word for this new crime, we'll call it by the closest equivalent: theft.

Also, someone did an experiment and typed "movie screenshot" into an AI and it came back with a nearly identical image from Endgame. Not transformative enough to be anything but copyright infringement.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Granted. But you didn't say you wanted it for free, so you'll need to pay for it like everyone else in this deli. And there's a queue, so wait your turn.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

There is specific dialogue in the game for if you romanced Shadowheart, but gave her back to the cult and let her get her mind wiped. Apparently, this is a thing the devs thought people might do.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Unless you're trying to play a wacky game. Then it quickly turns into game of thrones.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have the same reaction as I do when someone says the MCU is still making movies. Good for you. I'm still going to go elsewhere.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It kind of IS a meaningful distinction, though. You can get power and influence without seeking it, and you can seek power and influence without having it. Not everyone who has power is genocidal and not everyone who is genocidal has power.

The idea that power corrupts feels like a way for the corrupt to blame something other than themselves for their corruption. They justify their evil deeds by saying "anyone in my position would do the same," ignoring all the people not doing the same. They were always corrupt, but nobody noticed until they had power.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

The first time it happened, it wasn't even the state that did it.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah, it tells us about the people who seek out power and influence.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't break a sand pit. You can try, but all you'll do is throw sand around, and then you won't have a sand pit to play around in. Plus, you'll just piss people off with all the sand you've been throwing. I hear it gets everywhere.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Who says "very frightened"? They just say "terrified", which is surprisingly NOT what the infographic recommends! And "very perfect" is just nonsense. So is "very well-to-do", which feels like they worked backwards instead of figuring out what "very wealthy" would be.

These guys need to proofread their own work, I guess.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/jokes@lemmy.world
 

As they go inside, God himself appears and says "my child, you have lived your life seeking answers, as misguided as your searching has been. Worry not. You are safe here, and I am ready to answer any questions you might have with perfect, absolute truth."

"I understand. I suppose I have one question that sits in my mind the most, and would bring me the greatest relief to finally hear the answer. My lord... Is the earth flat?"

God shakes his head. "No, it is not flat. It is a globe."

"Holy shit, they got you too? How high does this thing go?!"

 

He picks it up, takes one look at the front page, sighs, and puts the paper back down.

He does this day after day, never looking at anything but the front page before putting it down. Eventually, the news vendor decides to ask "excuse me, why do you buy the newspaper every day, then just put it down?"

"Well, I only bought it to check the obituaries."

"But you only check the front page. They don't put obituaries on the front page."

"They will for the guy I'm looking for."

 

One of them knows how to read, one of them knows how to write, and one of them keeps an eye on those two intellectuals.

 

A man is sitting on a bench in the hallway, waiting to be called to give testimony, when a judge passes by. The judge is in a fit of chuckles, even wiping a tear from his eye.

"Comrade judge, is something funny?"

"Oh, I just heard the funniest joke. I keep playing it in my head and it keeps making me laugh."

"That good? Do you mind telling it to me?"

"I can't. I just gave someone 20 years for it."

 

You've just been kidnapped by, bear with me, an intelligent animal who can read your social media posts and, bear with me, your only way to ask for help is by leaving subtle messages within your post, BEAR WITH ME.

 

"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

 

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/jokes@lemmy.world
 

That's an offer that's hard to turn down, or at least to look into a little. And the sign is right by the house with the dog sat on the porch, so it's easy enough to check out.

"So, you can talk, huh?"

"Yep" says the dog.

The man is surprised and impressed. "How did you learn to talk?"

"Oh, I was part of a government program run by the CIA to create a new genus of super dog, genius level intellect and top quality skills. I was the only one of the litter who could talk, so they fast tracked me up to being an agent. They taught me how to use a gun with my mouth, how to drive with my paws, how to diffuse a bomb with my tail, and even how to parachute into hostile territory. Apparently, thanks to the genius genes, I learned even faster than the human agents, and I was sent to Russia as a spy within a month.

"I had an amazing time chatting up the local pooches, begging diplomats for treats, and feeding top secret info back to the states. My work even helped delay the war on Ukraine by 2 years, but I blew my cover when I called Putin a jerk straight to his face. He sent his top guys after me, and I had to flee through the city. Jumped onto a train through Serbia and swam across the Bering Strait into Alaska.

"Unfortunately, Putin sent an assassin after me as I was moving through Canada, and he caught my dominant paw. I had to take the guy out with one of my ears, but I managed to survive, and my wounds healed really well. Now I'm retired, so I decided to keep this town safe."

"Holy crap" says the man, transfixed. When the dog's owner comes out, he looks up at the guy and asks "Why the heck are you selling him for only $5?"

"Cause he's a frickin liar! He's never spent a day outside of Utah!"

 

They couldn't see that well.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/jokes@lemmy.world
 

The genie appears before him and declares "I am a powerful genie! Due to budget cuts, I will only be granting one wish, but you can wish for anything you desire and I shall make it come true!"

The farmer wastes no time. "My neighbour, Peter, was once as poor as me. One day, he received a cow as a gift, and he began to sell the milk. Suddenly, he is earning twice as much. He could afford to fix the roof, he bought new clothes, and he even took a day off to have wild sex with his wife. That cow made his life so much better than it was before."

The genie nods. "I see. So, your wish is..."

"Kill his cow."

 

He couldn't see that well.

 

Real person, fictional character, or even just hypothetical: I wanna hear it!

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