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"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

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[-] min 29 points 1 month ago

soon

"I refuse to say anything without another lawyer present."

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Only slightly higher, so you get a two-level effect, with a little path down the middle.

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ni!

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024

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