That was a terrible landing.

I've never even considered whether they're plants or not. I guess I always assumed they were, but now it makes sense that they're not. But I can't imagine anyone having a tizzy over it either way.

Why do dentists care about bus benches?

His 2nd stand should be selling lemonade.

Another working day has ended
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings
Into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Well, they're self inflating wheels, not tires. So...

Cuil

Ed Harris' dad?

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

What are you doing in England?

"Who are you, and how did you get in here?"

"Well, I'm a locksporter, and I'm a locksporter."

Octebruary is my favorite month.