Elon Musk Threatens ISS Crash Over X Ban (isglitch.com)

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[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Of course they are. All of them hate him (with good reason) and they'll get a major payday.

Despite my perpetual depression and shitty life, at least I'm fairly sure there is no one actively rooting for my death or waiting to celebrate when it happens, so that's nice.

[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

I'm fairly sure there is no one actively rooting for my death or waiting to celebrate when it happens

Quite the opposite actually. I'm hoping you lead a long life filled with happiness and prosperity.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Right back at you, friendly strangers. How did the saying go? May your days be long and your nights prosperous?

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