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Anon turns 30
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
A well written resume, a firm handshake, and a willingness to knock on doors is the key to success.
Don't be afraid to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
I keep doing exactly this to the girl at the gas station but it hasn't worked yet??
Maybe ask first?