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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"