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[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 40 points 2 months ago

I had a friend that liked to put butter and honey on his bread before he put it in a two slice toaster. He did this every morning for years.

Each time the toaster broke or caught fire, he would put it out and get a new toaster and repeat the process. He may still be doing it to this day.

[-] aido@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Should've just bought him a toaster oven

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I told him to buy one. He didn't like them. Kept using his toaster.

He was not stupid, but he was an idiot.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I fucking love toaster ovens. I wish we didn't have a small kitchen.

Aye, I put the garlic butter on the bread halfway through the toasting process, and it is beautiful.

this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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