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[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

"could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?"

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"Not really. I signed an NDA"

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

yes i was fucking your mother

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I was a stay-at-home dad while my wife was a high payed lawyer, or I had to care for my elderly mother while she was dying from ass cancer, or I was doing drugs but I've been clean for over a year now, or shut up that's none of your business why are you even asking this shit for a job that requires no education or experience!?...

[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

"To be honest, I don't remember most of it, due to all the drugs."

"You're hired, welcome at Ford."

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”

People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one:

5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture doing data entry

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Doesn't need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.

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