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[-] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

A former intel officer testified to a house committee that the US has had a UFO retrieval program for years, and that we've recovered non-human "biologics" from the crash sites. He has no direct knowledge of anything, by his own admission, but he's willing to provide more detail to congress in a secure facility.

I'll keep the possibility open, I guess, but it sounds like absolute bullshit for a variety of reasons.

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

Those aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth

[-] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

What if it's just teenagers taking the craft out for a joyride.

[-] Wilziac@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I like the theory that all of the crashed alien ships are from the aliens "B-Team" and the reason they keep crashing is because the actual good pilots are off doing actually important things and the ones we see are just bad at their jobs.

[-] quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them.

[-] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Like that dog the Russians sent up? That would be nonhuman.

Hitting a pasture and landing in cow shit would account for "non-human biologics." I'm incredibly skeptical.

[-] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

It’s also funny how all these aliens keep crashing into the US, where three-letter agencies are fantastic at coverups, and none of ‘em end up in countries where it’d be much harder to hide something like this.

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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