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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago

Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who've basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I'd pick Walz.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 58 points 2 months ago

My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.

But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don't really think either of them look any younger in the face than Walz, it's just the hair.

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.

[-] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu

[-] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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