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Anon finds the culprit
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FYI fecal transplants are a thing and they address unhealthy microbiomes in the body. Someone else's shit could literally save your life from a c diff infection.
Trouble is that we don't know enough about it. Especially how to find a good donor.
Sorry I'm late for work, boss. I made a spontaneous intrabraccael fecal donation on the way to work.
So we’re just abandoning the time tested “if it’s brown, send it down” protocol?
I mean… if we can’t trust that brown poop is good poop anymore, which way is up?
Nah, that remains, we're just putting the autistic people downstream.
This cannot stand. The best poop must go to help the most worthy.
For people with IBD or IBS, they're practically the holy grail, if the initial reports are to be believed.