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submitted 2 weeks ago by Five@slrpnk.net to c/memes@slrpnk.net

Via FuckYouIQuit on X/Twitter

As Hurricane Milton prepares to circumcise the United States, please remember your job isn't worth it. If your area is under an evacuation order, please evacuate, even if your shitty job is telling you to stay and show up for work. Please stay safe.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think cutting right through the middle counts as circumcision.

[-] DarkDarkHouse 33 points 2 weeks ago

Milton’s on shrooms and has an axe

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dammit, Milton! I'm calling the FDA!

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The U.S. is getting gender reassignment surgery.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gender switched from "nice" to "micropenis"

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Look Florida is obviously an injured limb that's festering. It needs to be amputated and Milton signed up for the job. We tried to offer it to Helene but she decided to take a mountain vacation during this sprint.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

BOBBIT Chopping motion with hand

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Should've been hurricane Lorena after Ms Bobbitt

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

You say circumcision, I say castration, ehhhh potayto potahto

[-] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

The hurricane botched it because of climate change 😔

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

More like a c-section

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