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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 88 points 2 months ago

$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.

As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Isn't that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn't that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Almost exactly, yeah

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"All those women feeding him"

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