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:3

My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

Yep, that and other similar variants of the hat are what I’m mocking.

There are a plethora of factors (upbringing, psychological predisposition, life events, etc.) that shape a person’s worldview, be that view good or bad.

Never interrupt your enemies when they’re scamming themselves.

🤣🤣🤣 holy shit my sides

lol no shit many Americans don’t own a kettle, they apparently rank 36th in tea consumption per capita. Breaking news lads, they aren’t as enamored with it as the next higher usage countries.

List of countries by tea consumption per capita

The UK is 3rd, behind Ireland and Turkey. Get your shit together, UK.

Cultural taste can change over time for various reasons. Tea has been inherently traditional to many countries, not as much to others.

c/lost_lemmings

So I’ve nooticed.

Making sure those kids have play-dough brains.

Loose translation: “The two subjects mentioned on this hat do not have, and never will have, any knowledge of my existence.”