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this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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"You slipped and fell?"
"Yes."
"Penis first?"
"Yes, now get me out of here."
“I don’t know why patients try to lie. It’s not like it’s a big deal”
[patient walks in with a butt object]
“Oh gee, how’d it happen?”
All they gotta do is not ask. I assume it’s not medically relevant. Dude’s got a cucumber in his butt, everybody knows how it happened. What’s the point in asking?
You've obviously not had the same sorts of completely innocent accidents I've had throughout my life.