Your missing the last picture where I'm giving out handies for 10 a pop and looking ragged as fuck...

Personal projects = it'll work until it doesn't

Professional projects = I'm hiding in the MDF hoping no one finds me

The warm fuzzy you feel after a job well done

It's pretty easy to hate golf when all I do is chop at grass and hurt my shoulders...

Bro if the new home owner had a research quantum computer from IBM or Intel we'd be best friends...

I know you're probably joking, but it's good to keep in mind what I've heard a lot while dealing with homeless folk called trauma responses. Take a second and try and think why and what could bring someone to respond a certain way. Yeah they may just be a dbag but they may also have dealt with a lot of things you'd never wish upon your worst enemy.

The lessons we learn...

Could you add wrong lyrics to songs for me...

Gonna show your new step dad all the naked pics of your mom you have?

Nah it's basically waterboarding...

You clearly have very strong opinions, but I bet life would be more fun if you stopped seeing utter scum and saw more neighbor, sister, husband, friend...

Same as it is without...insanity