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Anon tests something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But why

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Prehistoric dangling diabetes detectors

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You heard him

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Actually I read it but I just didn't understand.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

A reference to another greentext and anatomical issue. Diabetics have sweet urine.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

the testis evolved in the balls

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why else would it be called teabagging?

Thats how you're supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Doesn't seem to work properly on iced tea, so test it before cooling.