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Sorry fam, I can buy you maybe 5 minutes. Make 'em count.

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[-] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 77 points 2 months ago

Pluck a nostril hair: "Please stop! I have a wife and kids! Take them"

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

"That dude has a wife and kids! I'll get you their bank account numbers and social security numbers! PLEASE STOP!!!"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You jest, but a person in the grips of torture will give up anyone, and anything to make it stop, their wife and kids included.

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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