1071
Extra salty (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
66 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

It was closed for the stunt

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald's. He can be the new Ronald.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

too orange, he'd be a better Mayor McCheese...if it wasn't for all the corruption.

bitch is so corrupt he shouldn't even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

he's so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn't hire him.

just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he'll "grab em by the frybox".

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

McD's doesn't hire convicted felons.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yes they do.

They absolutely do.

They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Please stop, I can only get so erect

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

We don’t need any dead martyrs.

Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

Keep going, I am really enjoying it.

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
1071 points (96.7% liked)

memes

11213 readers
3232 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Tenthrow@lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website