FuglyDuck

joined 2 years ago
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Anything to distract the base from their rampant criminality and blatant defiance of the rule of law, including the constitution.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ol'Quiggy totally banged Shmi.

S'okay, Obi was banging Padme between eps 1 and 2. it's why she remembered Obi and not Ani.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Still cute.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

“Stop Putting WORDS IN MY MOUTH!”

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

And this, this is why no one else is allowed to have weed on the enterprise.

When Bev gets blazed…. Things get weird.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

The best escape plans always involve getting multiple federal agencies into a pissing match!

No. Really!

(/s. They’re usually smart enough to cooperate long enough to get you someplace “cozy”)

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

that idea has already been had, so it might as well happen.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, I don't mind making jokes because it's basically "just" a giant taser hooked up to a massive pulsed power source. it shoots a wire at something, which then makes contact with ground and it dumps all the stored power through that wire, turning it to plasma and making lightning.

that tower isn't just to raise the turret up- that is the cap bank. Getting that thing anywhere near Trump would be a shocking display of incompetence. or complicity.

also, I don't have the resources or expertise to build it. lols.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (8 children)

You know... with how incompetent the secret service has been lately.... they'd probably miss this thing:

And, getting hit by lightning is an act of god right, right?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How could you not be welcoming to that cute sweetums?

please give her the good scritches for me. you know the ones she likes.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For things that are thick, what i found works best is to put the salt (and whatever,) on and let it sit overnight in the fridge.

Bring it out an hour or so before it goes in the oven and add the short marinade if you’re using one. (That looks good enough to not need one though!)

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What temperature did you use for the reverse sear?

In any case, it looks fine. How’s the taste? That’s what’s important.

 

I'm impressed, I can't even eat an entire costco cake....

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Tapir Cutie (lemmy.world)
 

So a new malaysian tapir calf has been born at the Point Defiance Zoo, and just.... look at this cutie:

 

surprise.....

(missed it earlier today, deleting as a repost)

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Finally got him! (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by FuglyDuck@lemmy.world to c/superbowl@lemmy.world
 

I’ve been getting trolled most the year by a GHO- they’d set up above my window and hoot until I went outside to try and get a picture.

Eventually set up a webcam… jerk used it for a perch (and flew in and off from behind… all it saw were its talons…)

Whelp. It’s grainy. But I finally got ‘em.

(Very) Early Christmas Day. There was at least four others calling out, maybe 5-6, some were distant, so they were too bothered to hide from me.

 
 
 

Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17032394

unknown title, by pleumier

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16280100

Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

 

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/12883966

Hooo?

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