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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 58 points 3 weeks ago

Have they tried committing multiple felonies ? Are they even watching and learning ?

[-] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

They just vowed not to!

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Vowed? Wow.

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