this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
575 points (97.1% liked)

fatherverse

551 readers
1 users here now

like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you never had to answer "the boundary conditions of the universe" the kid wasn't even trying.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because there comes a moment where the explanation invariably have to speak about the limits of the known universe, usually after some sky related question

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] leftascenter@jlai.lu 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Because. Now go to bed please, else you'll be tired tomorrow.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just said you’ll be tired tomorrow you little shit!!!

[–] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Go the Fuck to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L Jackson.

Thought it might be useful for when they get in bed

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 3 months ago

Why do you think?

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Because things that aren't can't BE! Im...I'm just gonna buy you a tablet.