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The guys from Metallica have designed a new Sesame Street character to expose preschool children to religion... (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 7 months ago

Pastor, pastor
Pastor of muppets, I'm pulling your strings
Growing your mind and hearing your dreams
Listen to me, I'll teach you some things
Just call my name 'cause I'm on your team
Pastor, pastor
Just call my name 'cause I'm on your team
Pastor, pastor