A few minutes ago I made a joke about Hulk Hogan heading the FBI. If that happens - I better stop making jokes about Trump. I'm not even trying to use the lathe.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's too late now, the lathe is using you

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I hear a tapping at my chamber door. ’Tis some visitor - only this and nothing more?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hulk Hogan heading the FBI

They liked his audition tape.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

"LOOK! LOOK! IMMA DOIN' THE TRUMP DANCE! EVERYBODY AT THE FBI WILL DO THE TRUMP DANCE! JESUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HIS COPILOT HEALIN' THE PEOPLE AND CRUSHIN' THE HATERS..."

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

no keep going

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Open up brother!

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

lathe-of-heaven Hire all the Marvel actors and have them take government positions in their Marvel character costumes