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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah, if he had his first kid at age 12

[-] odium@programming.dev 98 points 1 week ago

Roblox released in 2006. Let's say dad was 12 in 2006 and played it then. Dad would now be 30. Which means 8yo was born when dad was 22. Very plausible.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

I came here to cry about this hitting me on a personal level and then you just went and did math.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Roblox came out in 2006? On what platform?

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

Windows.

iOS in 2012 and android in 2014.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, I remember the war between Roblox and Blockland back in the day (2008).

Ah good times.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Let’s say dad was 12 in 2006

Has mom gotten out of prison yet?

[-] odium@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

what?

my math is proving that dad could have played roblox at 12 and had a kid at 22. And said kid would be 8 now.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh sorry, I misread. I thought you meant he was a dad at 12.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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