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[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago

Is there more to it?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 29 points 5 days ago

same thing happened to me

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 15 points 5 days ago

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

RIP in peace

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Happens

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024

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