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If bike assassin dude was some random guy I wonder wtf he's doing right now. (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like he's probably in his moms basement, laying in bed, thinking "fuck I didn't expect to get this far."

That or frantically looking up Gray Hounds to Mexico.

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[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

That or they're smashing rn, there's a bunch e-gals on Twitter lusting after them, dudes a rock star (cw: horny)

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

VOLCEL POLICE, PLEASE SAVE THE COOL GUN PERSON FROM HONEYPOTS

volcel-kamala

Just realized do we know the gender? Ofc they could be any kind of sexuality and this e girl might appeal to them, but still, regardless, horrible opsec if you do that.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Just realized do we know the gender?

Fair point, edited

But hey I'm sure there's hot e guys and NBs horny for them too.

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Oh yeah and it wasn't at all in a "misgendering" way, just don't want erasure if somehow the shooter was a trans supersoldier or something. Like who knows, right? They were masked etc. Obviously the odds are it's a dude (also if the shooter were trans it would be super bad for our trans comrades so I'm hoping it's just a dude too)

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And also white and also an American citizen by birth and also a republican

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I sure as fuck am

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

This is clearly a honeypot trying to get other people to commit these “crimes”