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Like he's probably in his moms basement, laying in bed, thinking "fuck I didn't expect to get this far."

That or frantically looking up Gray Hounds to Mexico.

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[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Given the circumstances I'm sure he's a nervous wreck right now, but I hope the widespread celebration of his deed is at least taking the edge off for him.

Really hope our guy gets away with it, without his identity the media won't be able to tear him down and smear him and spin this all as some sort of personal and isolated event. Escaping like a ghost is pretty much the best an adventurer can hope to achieve. If the guy is never found he'll likely end up a big inspiration for copycat cases.

Just really hope he didn't have his phone on him

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

police claim he left a cellphone in an alley but its not known if its identifying at all. its def not good cause it didnt look like he was wearing gloves. though hey maybe they make fancy fake silicone gloves that make it look like you arent. bamboozled

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Someone dropped a phone in an alley. How do they even know it was Bike Man's?

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The shooter returns to his apartment, slamming the door behind him and pressing his back against it, his limbs spread wide apart as if to brace the door as his wide eyes turn to the startled faces of his three roommates in the dingy living room of his Brooklyn apartment.

"Guys, I did a thing," he says. Laugh track, end scene.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nick and Stav are halfway through a pizza, when they look over to a sweaty Adam slouching in the doorway.

Stav: "What the fuck dude?"

[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope he's stepping of the plane somewhere where the cocktails are cold, the sun is warm, and the weather is always No Extradition Treaty.

[–] Sam@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That is the way to do it, right? Dump the bike in Central park, change clothes and just immediately head for JFK.

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He’s hopping onto Hexbear and being like “oh man that guy is so cool”

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

He could be any of us

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wherever he is, may he sleep well tonight.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No way he will, are you kidding? Best luck regardless.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a professional kill kit with melatonin in it

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

And a nice juicy edible

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope he's in another state chillin and vibin, maxin and relaxin

[–] miz@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

chewing a big wad of qat in Yemen

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Probably in the Hexbear movie night and I hope he enjoyed it as much as we did.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ulysses is still inactive I think.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

ulyssesT is coming for more ghouls he cant stop

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

At least now we know why

started-blasting

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

What if the backpack contained lycra biking clothes, and he just kept on biking with no one the wiser?

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

record scratch, freeze frame, Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.