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[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago

I once got punched in the face by a 6 year old

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

It's actually called "The Tower of Respect"

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And he's dressed up like a king on a big tower laughing at all the contestants who eat it into the big pit of foam blocks or whatever.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

But Dirt Owl we were smooching last night!

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biden-leftist

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

They tend to hate porn too

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Nah that's lame. There should be a scene where the Gladiator (whoever they fuck he is this movie) dies but gets resurrected by Mars and given a glowing death sword and told he needs to kill the 10 greatest Gladiators of all time, every one has a theme, like there's a poison dart one and one who... idk he throws giant axes or some shit, and he has to come up with a clever way to beat each one.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I'd like it if Hollywood went back to making a lot of cheesy historical genre pieces, better than Marvel slop. We should have a series of highly anachronistic adaptations of Greek mythology where some hunky dude fights a claymation cyclops! I want Perseus with a robot owl goddammit!

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Necessary? Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

I tired pinging Xi but got...

Ping request could not find host xi. Please check the name and try again.

Dastardly!

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

He was BORN in China too

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

I've unironically heard people on a "libertarian socialist" sub Reddit say they think the entire world should be a series of small city states.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

What other Empire?

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jesse-wtf

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Reference (CW: Cum Town)

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According to the criminal complaint obtained by Action News, after Martin left the Denny's, he went down the street to a warehouse owned by Esstech, where he sprayed fire extinguishers and stole a forklift.

At 6:15 p.m., Ridley Township police were called to the Wawa on East Chester Pike for a theft. Employees say a man stole Gatorade and cigarettes, threatened people inside with a fire extinguisher, and then drove away on a forklift.

Police found the forklift after it crashed into the Rehobeth Afaan Oromo Church down the street. It caused significant damage to the building, and Martin was found inside. Police said he sprayed a fire extinguisher inside the sanctuary.

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST! What is the charge? Enjoying a joyride? A succulent forklift joyride?

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