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Like okay, cool to shoot a healthcare CEO in the back I guess.

But wouldn't it be cooler to paint a photorealistic tunnel on a wall for him to drive his car into? Or maybe drop a safe on him, then the safe door opens and he's waving a little white flag while birds fly around his head.

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...almost

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I actually work in an area where a lot of people still use bio-fuel for home heating, and where I work sells these blocks of compressed byproduct of the timber industry and it sounds very similar to these olive oil byproduct pomace blocks used for fuel in Rome.

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That's why I nearly pissed my pants at work! Take that boss!

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

You gain Karma in New Vegas for killing Van Graffs and Omertàs, idk how this is different.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That or they're smashing rn, there's a bunch e-gals on Twitter lusting after them, dudes a rock star (cw: horny)

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Virgin vs Chad (hexbear.net)
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Like he's probably in his moms basement, laying in bed, thinking "fuck I didn't expect to get this far."

That or frantically looking up Gray Hounds to Mexico.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 90 points 1 month ago

"A lack of coverage"

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 76 points 1 month ago

Either a pro or the dude was a vet, like a vet who saw actual combat. He's def used a gun before, I don't think some disgruntled rando could walk off that calmly after shooting a guy three times.

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Hahaha! Whatya gonna do about it fucko?

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[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

Oh god, we're getting Fallout timeline not Star Trek.

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Granted I just started it but so far I'm digging it, nice that there's solid SciFi TV now, even if the animation is a bit "meh".

mild spoilerThe idea that emotional motivation is a part of intelligence, and therefore you can't just isolate a brilliant persons rational mind and make a digital machine out of it, so to upload a smart person to use their mental labor you have to perverse their emotional integrity is a cool concept.

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Some guy I hang with just texted me, apparently he's got some powerful dad who bailed him out of some shit he was in. We're gonna PARTY TONIGHT!!! Anyone wanna come with?

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chefs-kiss marx-ok

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

Most Libs don't really care if a color revolution is CIA backed, they think it's a good thing.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

Modern dating is so depressing deeper-sadness

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago

This makes me more anti-Trot than anything else.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

There's too much capital tied up in the federal government for this to actually happen. The haute bourgeois finger breakers will wrangle Trump in once he's actually in office.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago

This is the stupidest struggle session in HexBear history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent struggle sessions in HexBear history.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 95 points 2 months ago

"Twitter isn't real life!"

Twitter drama destroys the western bloc

"Oh"

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 74 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We have all seen those toxic and reactionary opinions 200 million times, ultimately it is just getting really mad at other powerless people.

1: i don't think people are really getting all that "mad" about these posts, we're having a laugh, which often relieves stress.

2: I've seen mockery of brainworms morph into more serious analysis of said brainworms thats often quite illuminating.

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