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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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