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[-] btfod@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

just wrote a rap lyric please rate my bars:

all dressed up with my hoodie and my mask on
take me to a CEO party and I'll do shots like Lil Jon

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

squirtle-jam

they say it's good to face your demons but I shot mine in the back

he took a stagger step, I worked the rack, and hit him with the double tap

[-] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

clear the jam nice and smooth I got ice in my veins
what was in my target is runnin' down the drains

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago

turn me loose, I'm juiced off fraud, waste, and abuse

CEO on the floor, I cop a bike and vamoose

[-] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago
[-] btfod@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

I got his priors authorizin

The media's chastisin

But anyone who ever read an EOB ain't sympathisin

(thanks for making my lunch break extra fun today)

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

no cap you are really good at this

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

aww thanks, been a long time since it felt this nice to write shit. thanks for the inspiration today. damn my responsibilities I wanna keep writing! if I can keep the spark alive I'll finish and post it later

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

pretend this came after sympathizin:

or had a loved one who chose between meds for their kid or feeding themselves

and picked the former one

e: lol while thinking of the next line I caught I rhymed one with one, time to stop for now but it's been fun

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

You need to add a line that ends with the sample “it’s Luigi time” from Mario

Maybe something like “something something something and you call it a crime but I say [insert sample]

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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