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[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The key is to publicly wish for his death in a way that no person could actually carry out. Then it's not a death threat. Wish for him to get cancer. Wish for him to have a heart attack. Wish for him to die from auto-erotic asphyxiation. Wish for him to be struck by lightning. Wish for a giant sinkhole to open up directly beneath his feet, swallow him whole, and close up behind him, as if Hell itself reached up to finally claim him, the Devil finally collecting on some contract signed long ago.

It's not a death threat if you ask God or the Devil to do the dirty work for you!

[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

I wish 10,000 dolphins dived into his asshole and he exploded with his entrails covering all of congress.

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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