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Remember when they took a Nazi for some Burger King?
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this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone
Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(
Pretty sure I'm getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.
I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I'm on the list for sure
Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they'll come around and investigate you and then you've made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.
Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I'm going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I'm way ahead of this tip.
Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.
Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.