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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 13 points 15 hours ago

What kind of absurd image do the cops think they're projecting here? "Look. We're the badasses who hunted down the nation's #1 fugitive "

Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald's employee to tell you that he wasn't even in the state, anymore.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

That's the funniest part. They think they look cool.

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

It's probably their masters telling them to look strong. The same masters who were shocked, and who are out of touch. They aren't showing us what we don't already know because they live like emperors.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

That's the terrible secret. It's not that the big guy doesn't care about the little guy. It's that they have their own agenda and our only purpose is to be sacrificed to that agenda.

Roof was rewarded because he did what the state wanted, if they could have gotten away with it they'd let him off like they did Zimmerman and Rittenhouse.

[-] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 137 points 1 day ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago

Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

I'm sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.

Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago

well it IS called the fediverse

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone

[-] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.

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[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 day ago

Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

What makes you think they haven't?

[-] grissino@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

It doesn't need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it's better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.

Now im wondering which is more likely a honey pot, ml or hexbear?

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it's just a bunch of tankies

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.

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[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

You guys think there's an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he's famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 16 hours ago

For sure. Look at the guy behind him with full tactical gear, sunglasses and headset.

It's a fucking costume party.

Maybe the theme was "Tactical" in Roblox Dress to Impress. Got the poses right and everything. He ate. So slay.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

"I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it." - Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant Massacree

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Pigs will get six hours of overtime pay for this ten minute perp walk. Anyone depraved enough to be a cop would jump at the chance to steal more money from the citizens.

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

Fun fact: dude to the left of Luigi walking behind him is NYC mayor Adams. His positioning is definitely intentional to be in the shot.

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Vultures, someone (parasite or not) died in the street and their concern isn't a lost life or even the motivations of the alleged killer but how can they get their photo op.

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 1 day ago

I still can't get over the fact the dude's name is "Luigi Mansion."

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 4 points 19 hours ago

Die I miss something? That guy is called Mangione, which is: "Gluttony"

But... if translated into German and then to English it's "Wolverine"

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 15 hours ago

I think the joke is on the pronunciation.

The G is followed by an I, making it "soft" in Italian, so Mangione could sound sort of like mansion-eh.

Not really, but close enough.

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah that kind of works in "Nintendo Italian" [=

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