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[–] MaxTheMummer@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

"Don we now, our happy apparial!"

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bro it was right there.

“Don we now, our hay apparel!”

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"Dom me now, on a homosexual barrel!"