badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Also, how does the name "Hyrule" last so long? BotW and TotK take place enough time after the rest of the games that language would've evolved and names would probably be different.
Personally i don't believe in the timeline theories, even though they're canon
Zelda games are better thought of as retelling of the same tale in different cultures/times/universes, with their own cultural spin on it. Like Wind Waker is some fishing tribe legend.
And the goddesses who created all these multiverse dimensions are the commonality that plants the seed within them. Some real like echos in the fabric of all creation shit.
None of this “back when Hyrule was actually high in the sky and we did bird school” shit
Preach
New headcanon: 3 goddesses are bene gesserit in search for some muad dib to weild all 3 pieces of the triforce or something, accounting for the close similarities in myths &c