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the sea hates your teeth but lemons love them more (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21328451

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show transcriptplay-now-my-lord posts:
PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that
OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it
GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth

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[โ€“] lobut@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know this is absurdist humour but the "fuck you raw" is kinda funny to me because it implies that there's prehistoric monkey condoms.

Also, my dental issues suck ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.

[โ€“] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh. I always interpreted that as meaning "until your skin is raw from the extended and unceasing friction." TIL, I suppose.

[โ€“] raina@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

Yours is the correct interpretation.