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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21328451
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play-now-my-lord posts:
PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that
OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it
GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth
I know this is absurdist humour but the "fuck you raw" is kinda funny to me because it implies that there's prehistoric monkey condoms.
Also, my dental issues suck ๐ฌ๐ง.
Huh. I always interpreted that as meaning "until your skin is raw from the extended and unceasing friction." TIL, I suppose.
Yours is the correct interpretation.