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Kid's cultured, he knows that knotted cock hits different ๐ฅต
#12
Nah, I doubt he's taking 12 inches at that age
The one with the wolf came out in 2022
The sketchiness of normal porn sites and the slapdash efforts to keep kids out has primarily served to give anyone with unsupervised internet access some fucking weird fetishes.
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Listen. There's some things where I can explain it, if someone walked in - but I'd rather move to Tibet.
Evidently not.
'Please explain.'
'I'd rather drown.'
'Go on.'
No. I used a framing device to say there's things I super don't want to explain. You misinterpreted that to mean I'd love to explain them.
It's a direct response to your insistence "it's just words," and what it means is, "I don't want to say those words."
It's one fucking sentence, dude. It's not even a garden-path sentence. It goes 'I could, but I don't wanna.' You can stop hassling me as if I've reneged on a promise to do a thing, when the entire premise was, I do not want to do that thing.
Chatbot.