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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 73 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

They're gonna ban Chinese food cause you are what you eat.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 9 hours ago

specter Spring rolls are Commie Rolls!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 47 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

xok-og how many doushabao do I have to eat before I get citizenship

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 34 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

doushabao

Oh, you just lost your citizenship here. You said a scary Chinese word.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago

Fortunately, I've never had USA citizenship, but I will gladly go on a no-fly list for my love of red bean buns.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 12 hours ago

Getting black bagged because I said "long time no see" to a friend.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Turns out the chuds were right to call me a pussy and a soy boy.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They are renaming eggrolls to Freedom Rolls, aren't they?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It'll just be a hotdog in egg roll wrap.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

No shit, here in Texas, gas stations wrap hotdogs in tortillas. So, you might actually be correct in this hypothetical.